Fred Durst

The biggest corporate sell-out ever to walk this planet. He's a buisnessman - not a musician
Who told you Fred Durst was a rocker/rapper/singer?

Whoever told you that, they lied!
by Thumper (Cobain) February 18, 2004
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A untalented, hated, and crying singer/rapper from Florida.

Fred Durst sounds like a kid about to go through puberty when he starts his whining voice and then tries to "scream" which is just pure crap compared to M Shadows, Johnathan Davis, or Howard Jones.

Then he tries to make things better with his rip-off rhymes while he disgraces all rappers by saying 2 nouns followed by the 'f word' then one verb followed with another 'f-word'.

Fred Durst has also made more enemies than Axl Rose could ever get.

His current enemies include:

Scott Stapp of Creed-Talked about Stapp behind his back. Stapp offered to box with Durst, Durst backed down.

All of Slipknot-Durst called Slipknot fans "fat kids" and they don't like their fans insulted.

Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society (and many acts with GNR and Black Sabbath)

Britney Spears-Durst said they had a sexual relationship.

Eminem

Taproot

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Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden

Trent Reznor only guy in NIN

99.999% of the world

As a disgrace to music, pop culture, and just being a prick, Fred Durst (in the words of Johnathan Davis) can

"SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!"
My name is Fred Durst. I made a band called Limp Bizkit. I charge cheap shows so I can see old saggy boobs from girls.

Please kill me.
by a7x fan June 14, 2008
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Fred Sanford

Similar to an Abe Lincoln however in this case you shit on the individuals face before you sprinkle the pubes about. The brown color is especially handy your victim is a whitie. If the victim manages to sleep during the act celebrate with a bottle of ripple.
-I cant believe Fran slept through that Fred Sanford.
-I know she must have been really drunk!
-Too much ripple at the casino
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Fred Figglehorn

The main character of the most gay ass, annoying ass, worst Nickolodeon show ever. Idk what the hell this show was, and I don't know why the hell I watched it.
You watch Fred Figglehorn? HA, LOSER!
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fred durst

ALTHOUGH he is a poseur and a preppy, I dont care, I like their new stuff, and all you faggots out here dissing him bought his fucking cd or liked them when it didnt mean they were poseurs, so take your LIVE105 flip flopping hypocrisies and shove them up your ass
Wait, LB isnt cool anymore? Fuck Fred Durst, o my god, I am a cool conformist kid.
by Mike Rotch April 17, 2005
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Fred Durst

1.Fred Durst is the front man in Limp Bizkit who is a fuckin fag. Anyone who names their band after their dick has to be.
2.Can't sing or rap or scream. Wishes he was Corey Taylor from Slipknot.
If you are smart you will spend your $15 bucks for a CD on real metal like Slipknot or Mudvayne not fag Fred Durst
by JMaud September 03, 2005
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the "Fred Flinstone"

The act of penetrating from the rear, her legs being wrapped around your waist, she is holding herself off the ground with her hands, all while simultaneously moving forward with you in a very "cave man," Fred Flinstone Mobil type fashion; all while shouting "Yaaba Daaba Doo!"
I knew the very moment I met you, that we were destined to do the "Fred Flinstone" with each other.
by major tom on your mom March 05, 2009
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