USC Football

A team whose history is full of pretty boys (Carson Palmer), heroin addicts (Todd Marinovich), steroid abusers (pretty much all of them), and murderers (OJ). Occasionally they crank out a good player, but these can be hard to find among all the failures (see Bush, Reggie; Leinart, Matt; Williams, Mike). They think they have won a bunch of national titles, but don't realize that Div 1-A football doesn't actually have a champion. Thus, their trophies are roughly as valuable as awards for tiddlywinks competitions.

Is there a single decent human being on the USC Football Team? I guess not.

by Chaka Khan, III February 28, 2009

football

When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch.

She was playing football with me all through dinner.

by pseudonym April 12, 2004

Footballer

One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).

Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?

No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.

by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006

arena football

to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.

arena football may have nfl rejects for every other position, but not kickers.

by john gallione December 9, 2008

football fag

a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field

Did you hear that football fag got Jim in the brown eye last night?

by timmy August 6, 2004

American Football

A game where a 300+ lb guy (no not all of them) can run a 4.4 40 hit and kill anybody stupid enough not to wear pads.

It's no better than rugby, defianately no worse. It's totally different is all. Footbally players hit harder mainly because they are on average bigger faster stronger and meaner than those in any other impact sport.

We played american football in germany, taught some of the locals how to play and by the end of the day they were a wreck and realized why pads are needed, in American football.

We educated them, most euros are too enamored with themselves to learn. They'd rather assume everything.

..I will grant all the breaks are boring, even to me as a rabid football fan.

And to the aussies calling american football players and fans fat and such. I'd like to congratulae your nation on surpassing the USofA in fatassedness. You are now #1 at something.

Kudos to you.

by donLk October 2, 2005

Rangers Football Club

A Scottish football club with the world record for league titles (54)- which proves we are simply the best. We fully back the Queen and her soldiers and most of us are protestant.

Did you see the Rangers match?
Yeah, they won 6-0
We are Rangers Football Club (had to put this in)

by pinkyxxx December 24, 2012