Not Freckles

Term used to describe anything ugly or displeasing in nature. (Origin: from offensive sight of blemishes on face, politely refered to as "Not-Freckles)

Person A: Did that guy just flip you off?
Person B: Yeah, that was so Not Freckles of him.

Alternately:

Person C: Hey, do you think Person X is cute?
Person D: Nah, he's totally not freckles, with his hump and all of those Not-Freckles on his face/body.

by Ian Chen May 2, 2005

fnuck

slang term for procreation, derived from fuck....To make love furiously with the intent to reproduce.

female talking to friends: Joe fnucked the hell out of me

friends: You mean Fucked right

female: No fnucked...we're trying to get a bun in the oven

friends: Really?

female: Yeah and now I got a suprise for him. *holds up pregnancy test the says in bold letters POSITIVE!!!*

friends: DAMN That mother-fucker done fnucked you all up!

entire group: laugh like crazy.

by Daniel October 19, 2004

feck

Another word for the swear word 'Fuck', generally used in Ireland. Can be used as 'Fecking', 'Fecker' etc.

EXAMPLE

*Kevin gets hit by car*
Kevin: AH FECK! YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!
Johnny: Oh shit... GET THE PARAMEDICS!

by thatguywithbaddefs October 8, 2018

Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Flecktarn

German woodland camoflage pattern. Widely considered to be one of the most effective patterns in existence, and developed no doubt because Germany feels its been too long since they went Teutonic on the rest of Europe and need to beef up their war machine. Seriously, its been like 60 years since they started a world war so I reckon we're due.

Hey Chester, it looks like that German army marching through Paris is wearing Flecktarn.

by C++ January 20, 2006

Flecktarn

Flecktarn also known as flectar or fleck is the bestest camo in the world. It is a 5 color type of camo that was developed in the mid 80's and bares a resembalince to the nazi oak leaf camo used in WW2. It confuses and disruptes the human eye is perfect for the woods, because it works well in the woods it is very popular with paintballers. There is a desert type that is three colors tan,green and brown. The Danish have developed there own flecktarn that has no brown and works well in fields.

Omg flecktarn is so hard to find.

by 1000000000 screaming chinamen July 13, 2006