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flabbergasterinteritis

when ur bf gets so confused during sex he nuts so much in ur stomach that it becomes inflamed and bloated.
holy shit man i cant take this flabbergasterinteritis
by skank scauce June 8, 2018
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flabber dabbid

when you are about to sneeze and you accidentally shove a tooth brush up your butt
aww shit MOM i accidentally just flabber dabbid again, Ill get the oil.
by Hobart Spanks June 15, 2018
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flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.
Gorge has a flabber-dik
by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018
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Flabberghosted

When your Tinder date realized you're fatter in person, and they disappeared and you never heard from them again.
Dang, I thought the date went well, but she excused herself to the restroom and flabberghosted me.
by DeanoDeluxe September 5, 2018
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flabbeating

The act of when a short and skinny kid beats the shit out of a fat kid.
Brad was flabbeating Xavier
by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018
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Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick
Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!
by gibbymaller November 18, 2018
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flabbergasted

what comes out of my dogs butt
my dog just flabbergasted
by thedoggoscode December 26, 2018
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