fired

Term used to confirm that a sexually transmitted disease has been contracted.

Dude 1: Yo, guess who I banged last night.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: Stacey.
Dude 2: Don't tell me you mean blonde Stacy that got's the monster (aids)?
Dude 1: WHAT?!!?
Dude 2: Your fired.

by B JizZle September 24, 2006

Fixed

A word meaning 'to have sufficient money'

'You Kev mate, you fixed for goin' out later?

by Æsop November 6, 2004

TxA FireDragon

A random person who likes being random. I can't believe that any dictionary would let you do this. Sad, just like the definition of "CrazyForSW". Check that out, that's just one weird word.

TxA FireDragon walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "Why is a dragon coming into my bar?"

Laugh or I bite you.

by FireDragon April 22, 2005

Fitzed

To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.

After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.

by tmplyr April 28, 2010

Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.

A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!

by ebayluva August 21, 2008

Fazed Troll

A member of the online community FAZED.net, who's only purpose is to provoke other users into an argument. Typically a Fazed Troll will appear in threads that it has no business in, and ironically accuse others of being Trolls themselves.

Egojab is a Fazed Troll. He thinks he's posting relevant "facts" to support his trolling, but generally it's just an attempt to waste even more of your time.

by FazedDictionary February 21, 2011

Firedick

The feeling you get when you jerkoff for to long and you start to chaif your shaft

Hey mom I think I have firedick

by Soggy January 18, 2017