Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020

Ferret

A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.

“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

Ferreting

When a person defecates in the corner of a room. Usually because someone has wronged them.

Jimmy was caught ferreting in his bosses office corner after he was fired unexpectedly.

by Teddy1971 January 14, 2023

Ferret

The act of coming up with a specific question or statement to guide an AI to do what you want it to do.

I had to ferret out the right question to ask the AI customer service chatbot to get the information I needed.
The marketer had to ferret a question that would lead the chatbot to recommend their product.

by MJamesM January 17, 2023

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020