fakeaphobia
fakeaphobia by Faglord420 November 14, 2016
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fake stan
a local who disguises themselves as someone from stan twitter, using slang like sis, tea, etc. but totally wrong. they show their true local identity very easily due to their incorrect use of slang. usually a try hard. play on fake fan
fake stan by wolfiebean October 9, 2018
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Fake Fat Muscle
The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.
Fake Fat Muscle by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019
fake depression
used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.
fake depression by the apls_ October 10, 2019
Fakecheck
The process of labeling true stories “fakenews” that do not fit the legacy media’s narrative and agenda.
Fake Pahooga-er
A man who disrespects the entire Pahooga-ing community by faking a speedrun world record.
They're usually people who aren't very well known but from recent studies there have been many famous pahooga-ers who have also cheated such as Rouh3ro, Trayvon Triggimus, and Dan1el33.
They're usually people who aren't very well known but from recent studies there have been many famous pahooga-ers who have also cheated such as Rouh3ro, Trayvon Triggimus, and Dan1el33.
Person 1 : Hey you heard about Rouh3ro's world record? He's insane!!
Person 2 : Are you fucking stupid? He's literally a Fake Pahooga-er you dumbass nigga.
Person 2 : Are you fucking stupid? He's literally a Fake Pahooga-er you dumbass nigga.
Fake Pahooga-er by Pahooga April 10, 2021