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Failstorm

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.
Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.
by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009
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Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.
Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.
by Iri$$ January 11, 2009
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fawbs

a word: pronounced as its spelt
stands for: Fucking Asshole Whore Bitch Slut
Anyone you know who's still your friend and you don't know why because they are the biggets bitchest. They just happen to be good at sucking up. The whores
Monica is such a FAWBS. I can fucking stand that girl!
by Fawb's Friend November 27, 2007
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Failspy

A derogatory term for GameSpy, a company which attempts to host game servers. They often fail at that, and so many gaming companies buy their own servers after their experience, or after millions of customers complaining about it.
Dude 1: Hey, EA is gonna stop hiring FailSpy for Command and Conquer 4!

Dude 2: Awesome man! Now we won't suffer when it comes to online play!
by Failspy failz!!!! August 5, 2009
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Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage
about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage
by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009
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failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.
Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.
by chancegarcia October 21, 2009
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failstake

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.
"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."
by J Louise March 19, 2010
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