Eskimo Village

A network or gathering of people who have an interlocking web of sexual relationships, inevitably containing several eskimo brothers, eskimo sisters and usually an underlying feeling of awkwardness.

Aaron hooked up with Tera; Tera is now dating Tommy, who had a three-way with Maggie and Krista; Krista is now with Hugo; Hugo once cheated on Krista with Cynthia, who is now with Aaron. Now if things go well at this planned parenthood protest and I get lucky with Maggie, I can join this Eskimo village.

by Money in the Banana Stand September 2, 2011

Taming The Eskimo

To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.

There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.

by JayZell March 10, 2008

Eskimo Dad

Same as eskimo brother, but when two guys each have a child with one woman.

John had a kid with Sarah.
Dave had a kid with Sarah.
Therefore John and Dave are Eskimo Dads.

by Kkovaction January 10, 2011

Eskimo Twins

When you and your bro have only had sex with the same exact girls.

Yo Pat and Chad both fucked Sara, Clare, Beth, Sexy Beth, Lori, Meredith, Big Tits Ethel, and Tim. They’re Eskimo Twins!

by True Blue POO October 2, 2018

Eskimo Slammer

The beverage of choice after you've had a few drinks, consisting of water & ice.

(At the bar) "Damn, I'm pretty drunk. Just give me an Eskimo Slammer."

by RyanJL November 19, 2007

daily eskimo

When two lesbians have sexual relations when the temperature is under 32 degrees F. One girl has her perky nipple, and sticks it in the other girls vagina, resembling a penis.

Spooner's Mom and Mike's Mom daily eskimo'd last week. It was 15 degrees.

by Two Guys With Nothing To Do December 20, 2004

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011