wine enema

A quick way to get drunk. Since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an enema bag with wine and insert it into the anus and squeeze. Voila. Who needs the calories of imbibing.

Last night Shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn't feel like drinking. So, we made a wine enema by filling up an enema bag with boons, inserted into her anus, and squeezed.

by Jarb February 18, 2009

love your enemies

A teaching from Jesus Christ that asks us to show compassion and love towards people we dislike the most.

The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.

It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.

Christian: Damn those f****** Arab terrorists, and screw the Democrats. I despise Osama bin Laden to my core!
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)

by jesustaughtlove.org October 16, 2008

Punishment Enema

To receive an enema as a punishment. Usually while totally naked and sometimes wearing handcuffs to increase the level of humiliation.

I need a punishment enema for starting an argument with my girlfriend.

by John!!!!!123 February 16, 2015

Lesbian Hot Piss Enema

A lesbian ritual in which a lesbian dominatrix urinates into an enema bag and then immediately inserts the enema tube into her lesbian slave's anus and releases the full contents of the enema bag into her slave's intestines.

Or, sometimes a funnel is inserted into the slave girl's anus and the lesbian dominatrix urinates directly into her slave's rectum.

In either case, the maximum temperature of the lesbian dominartrix's urine is retained, thereby the name "hot piss enema".

Stephanie has not urinated for 36 hours in preparation for giving Allison her famous lesbian hot piss enema!

by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) March 1, 2009

Roman Enema

The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.

Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.

by Bongwood February 25, 2009

Jacuzzi Enema

When the jetstream of a jacuzzi is used to clean out the anus before anal sex. This is used in last minute cases when a proper enema isnt used

Warning: make sure a proper working toilet is close, due to the immediete extreme softening of stool

Right before we had anal I had her clean herself out giving her a jacuzzi enema....and it worked!!

by Persianpornstar July 27, 2009

nose enema

When drinking any liquid and choking or laughter causes said liquid to travel from mouth / throat up and through the nose

"I gave her a nose enema when she ckoked on my third leg"

by Jeff S D February 11, 2007