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Emil

An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.
Who stole my sexually frustrated son?

Who else but Emil
by Pappsen December 17, 2022
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Emil. H

Emil. H is the bolle god
Emil. H is a bolle god
by Levi Jensen April 23, 2019
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emil flip

an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight
stop being such a fucking emil flip
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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The Emil effect

A phenomenon characterized by a significant disruption or distraction caused by the presence or influence of an individual named Emil, resulting in a delay or neglect of important tasks or responsibilities.
The Emil effect finds its roots in colloquial usage, likely originating from personal experiences or anecdotes involving someone named Emil who frequently causes distractions or disruptions in important matters. It has gained popularity as a humorous way to explain instances of lost focus or delayed progress due to a friend or acquaintance named Emil.

Person A: "Hey, have you finished that report for the boss yet?"
Person B: "Oh no, I got hit by the Emil effect yesterday. We ended up talking all night, and I completely forgot about it!"
by Undri June 11, 2023
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Emil

Emil is a boy that has a extremely big dick loves basketball I he will marry a girl named jazmin he also loves his friends
Is that cute boy with a jazmin?

Yeah he HAS to be a Emil
by Iheartclowes December 12, 2021
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Emile

He is a nice guy that cries a lot and games in class and does barely any work so basically bad at math
Sup Emile
by Cheetah1717 March 25, 2022
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emil brækken

me: emil brækken is so annoying
class mate: yeah he is
by cjaksjdks May 24, 2022
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