by Jenny Taylia6969 April 22, 2018
Get the EAT ASSmug. 1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!
by Yak off August 24, 2016
Get the eat memug. by Sapa April 20, 2010
Get the eat facemug. by Carpenito June 8, 2009
Get the Handless Eatingmug. Performing cunilingus.
From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.
His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009
Get the eating the mangomug. by butthead May 10, 2006
Get the shit eatingmug. A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.
Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.
A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.
How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.
A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.
How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"
The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.
My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!
Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"
Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.
My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!
Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"
Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
by HeWhofeedsYouBabies! April 15, 2010
Get the Eat the babies!mug.