Minecraft Earth

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

earthgasm

volcanic eruption

They just had another earthgasm in Hawaii, they had to evacuate everyone

by iggy90 December 13, 2009

Earth Bath

A grave -- the dwelling of a deceased person.

"I Haven't seen Tom in months, where is he?"
"He's taking a earth bath"

by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010

Earthbattler

Anyone that works digging holes, used to make the job seem equal to or more important than other difficult or dangerous jobs.

Woman 1 "My son is a firefighter."
Woman 2 "Well my son is an Earthbattler."

by DJZombieApe April 20, 2015

Earth

One big round floaty boi

Earth

by My actual real name September 20, 2017

Earth pig

A loyal and fierce fighting member of the armed services

Check out the earth pigs on the OBJ

by Cheesedactory December 17, 2017

Earlham

(1) When you have violent diarrhea into the ear of another person. (2) a terrible vocal performance

“Did you just give that dude an earlham??”
“That singer is earlhamming that entire audience.”

by Wade Bilson March 29, 2019