Earl

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by unmarketable tomato March 25, 2025

Earl

The friend of the group who reminds everyone of the weird uncle. Either shows up really late or really early. Always has a new Parisian/Canadian linky link. Strange obsession with Chipotle. Dresses like a cigarette mom.

Did u see Earl’s new Gucci necklace?
Yeah, it’s real greasy.

by Laney836473$ June 1, 2022

Dirty soggy earl

When I a girl needs to shit rlly bad but holds it in until he rectum forces instead out. The male then sucks in it and pours a vodka and semen mix to esert dominance

Oh u didn’t get a dirty soggy Earl did u

by Cucf June 29, 2021

Earl anderson

Earl is the weirdest person ever and is a big swifty, he also is kinda mean and is a stalker.

Earl Anderson is weird.

by xjhcghsic January 21, 2022

Earl

Really kind guy, maybe a little quiet but is a good dude. Very good friends and you'll be lucky to meet one

Person 1) Earl is so nice
Person 2) ikr

by Jdjfjehdjdn September 30, 2020

Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.

by KayAngelic June 9, 2024