danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

Danisnotonfire

Danisnotonfire is dead.

'Who is danisnotonfire?'
'I only know Daniel Howell'

by ThatsABitGay June 23, 2018

Denis Munge

Phrase to say that someone would munch on Penis.
It is basically a one of penis munch except you could say it around your parents.
Could also be used as denis munger as a verb.

“He is definitely a denis munge.”
“What a denis munger”

by Gabesta99 May 23, 2019

danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019

Danish

A Danish person is a person from Denmark who most likely loves potatoes so much they have at least one in their mouth at all times.

-I can't understand him
-No, he's Danish

by MenacingMorgan November 18, 2021

Denislava

Denislava is a smart, funny and attractive girl. She will always help you if need it. Sometimes she is cringe but she will laugh with you at herself.

She is awesome and you should be happy if she is a friend of yours.

Woww look at her.

Denislava is the best.

by Amfe November 20, 2021

Denisa

Blue eyes

Dreamer
Draw and painting

Denisa is a beautiful blue eyes girl. She loves to draw and painting she likes helping people. She is interesting personality. She is very caring and cute. She can impress every guy, she is a brave dreamer
Oh it's Denisa. Look at her eyes

by Tessa Grey 0103 November 22, 2021