Dark

Only the best written fanfiction on the Internet that has ever been known to include violence, sex, love, and Harry Styles.

Kayla: Have you read Dark?
Sam: ERMMAHGERD IT'S PERFECT

by -Fanfic reader January 15, 2013

dark magician girl

Dark Magician's comrade and teamate(Priest Mahado's student).

Dark Magician Girl has a teamate.

by Werty Underwood May 13, 2005

dark knight

easy...it's a nickname for..BATMAN!

Can anyone defeat the Dark Knight?

by World Domination March 14, 2005

Dark Uncle

Kevin Watson, a evil bad ass who lives in Cv. PS Tim is not evoD.

Dark Uncle gladly takes Dustin Bordens money.

by Kevin Watson February 19, 2004

my dark place

The place a person goes after enduring an enormous disappointment or loss. An emotional funk. Depression of unbearable proportion.

Dude: "What's your problem today?"
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."

Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."

by frothing November 2, 2009

Dark Humor

Jokes that typically have an unexpected punchline. Dark humor is twisted, evil, insulting and hilarious.

Geoffrey: Wanna her Dark Humor?

Kasey: Sure, whatever.

Geoffrey: What is pink, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Kasey: Your penis? I dunno.

Geoffrey: No, her miscarriage

by Gkman01 September 18, 2016

dark faggotry

A form of faggotry so vile that it scares away light itself leaving the bringer of the faggotry and his nearby surroundings into a shroud of sodomy and all things unholy.

Usually it means someone did something unbelievably lame on purpose. Like stabbing you in the back, or eating the last pop-tarts and putting the box back in the pantry so we all expect there to be pop-tarts but then there are no pop-tarts, and thus the mission is ruined.

"There's some dark faggotry around."

or

"You are the master of dark faggotry!"

by Hermes October 17, 2008