drunk facebook

See drunk dial, but refers primarily to using facebook.com or other social networking sites (like myspace.com) to send your inebriated and often absurd messages. Generally only used if drunk dialing is not an option (i.e., the person you are drunk facebooking would not willingly give you their cell phone number).

Jane: So I went home with this guy after I met him at a party right? But then the next morning he wouldn't give me his number even though I was soooo in love with him. So like that night I got wasted with my friends and drunk facebooked him!
John: You're a crazy bitch.

by van tine July 11, 2006

Drunk 3po

The most Attractive man on the internet. Gina Carano's #1 Simp. A Raising Star in the Star Wars YouTube comunity.

Drunk 3po is definitely in love with Gina Carano

by SouthernGent85 February 13, 2021

drunch

"DRUNCH" is the act of drinking and getting day drunk and shwasty between breakfast and lunch. It is quite similar to BRUNCH only it involves the consumption of alcohol rather than food.

1. They were completely day drunk and shwasty before 10:45 AM due their early drunch gathering.

2. "I can't go out drinking after dinner, but I'm free for morning drunch."

by mat-e-kray April 19, 2014

coffee drunk

the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...

"HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"

----awkward silence...-----

"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."

by Benny D1 May 14, 2007

sugar drunk

when you’re fucked-up & have major crackhead energy while sober. this state is fueled by your own stupidity & the presence of your friends, and enhanced by the consumption of sugar (especially soda)

I was so sugar drunk last night, I started grinding on my friend’s teddy bear.

by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

werewolf drunk

Being so drunk you black out and wake up naked somewhere unexpected.

Joe was werewolf drunk last weekend. He woke up naked in front of a Burger King.

by JSIN March 14, 2007

pinball drunk

When you are so drunk that you are bouncing off the walls just to stay standing on your feet.

Nicole was so wasted that she got all these bruises the night before from being so pinball drunk in her apartment.

by Johnny Two-Tone April 29, 2008