punch drunk

punch-drunk or punch drunk; A term derived from boxing where a boxer gets hit by his opponent so many times that his disorientation is described as and similar to being drunk.

I stopped the sparring match when I saw that he was punch-drunk.

by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

drunk dial

To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy

Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again.

by Paco March 5, 2005

Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness

"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

Bucket Drunk

Getting so drunk, that a bucket or garbage can is placed near you in the event that you have to throw up for the 24th time that night, you have something to puke into.

Brad: "Allright, i think hes passed out for good, but just in case put a bucket by the couch."
Jason: "Yah good idea, Neil just doesnt know his limits."
Neil:"........."

by Blinneme July 19, 2005

Drunk confession

When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.

*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!

Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*

Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*

by mcswimgirl August 2, 2012

Sleep Drunk

When you get so tired you end up saying/doing things that make no sense and/or you regret

Ki was so sleep drunk that they ended up laughing about meatloaf till three AM

by comander_kiwi January 11, 2016

Drunk Tallyn

Your friend that whenever drunk will do anything to impress you.

"Man you see that dude over there? Yeah.. That man is a drunk Tallyn!."

by RAINMAN118 September 23, 2017