Sack Drum

When a male is bored in the shower and stretches his scrotum out and bounces his penis off of it so that looks like his penis is bouncing on a trampoline.

Guy 1. "You know when you're bored in the shower and you stretch your ballsack out and bounce your dick off of it like it's bouncing on a trampoline?"

Guy 2. "What the fuck??? No...."

Guy 3. "Oh, you mean playing the sack drum?"

Guy 1. "Yeah, exactly."

by WowDad August 6, 2011

snare drum

can be a single drum, but can also be part of a drum kit. the loudest in a drumline/band and has a frigen awesome sound, sounds better if there is more that 1 of them.

'that drumline sounds awesome, you can hear the snare drums, there pretty good'

by c to tha motherfukin b January 13, 2008

Ranchy Ear Drum

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!

Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!

by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010

banging the drum

The act of tonguing the periniem (area between the testes and the anus) vigorously

Douche 1: So I was totally getting head from this thot and then she started banging the drum!
Douche 2: *100 emoji*

by marginalised-helmsman July 14, 2016

River city drum corp

A program where you got 1 bald guy and 2 fat asses over it and a shark trying to control everyone thing you do

River city drum corp

Mr. Albert: give me the phones

Mr. jr: We do this everyday bra
Ms. Jamila: y’all are not good I’m fat

by Albert Shumake December 27, 2019

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.

"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"

by Adams Posa February 22, 2008