doug-thing

to make a decision that is against all known human logic and common sense. plus whatever that may be created in the future.

so and so wants the female animal to be isolated in another pen. they think she is pregnant. what? she hasn't been with a male since way past the gestation period for her to have a baby. it's a

doug-thing. oh, okay.

by douche bag 2000 March 28, 2014

doginate

When a dog dominates another dog

The other day when I was walking my dog this lil rat looking chiwawa fool tries to take a chunk out of my border collie brawler,with its pathetic toothpick ass looking teeth.Immediatly my dog brings out his wolverine claw x men looking fangs and,the wannabe dog/rat mutant runs away faster than Steven Chow in Kung Fu Hustle.Damn,he doginated that foo!

by Maple Tree Magee May 5, 2017

Dogineer

As society evolves, so do the creatures that live in that society. Dogs have grown from wild and savage to domestic.

2017 is the beginning of a new generation. Dogs have the intelligence to become an Engineer.

Engineer #1: I heard the new engineer is super cute!
Engineer #2: Yeah! He is a Dogineer.
Engineer #1: What is a Dogineer?

Engineer #2: A dog that is an Engineer.

Dogineer: Woof!

by fantasticAaron November 6, 2017

Dodgin Wreck

Staying out the way, ducking yo taco, hiding, laying low & trying to avoid conflict after you or your boys did something to someone so that they can't get it back in blood. (get revenge.) If someone says you're odgin wreck they're callin you a pussy or saying you're scared of getback. Basically hiding from a bad situation you got yourself into.

"Any wreck we want all smoke we ain dodgin no wrecks, you nighas know who it was did that to y'all!"

"We ain't mask up, no dodgin wreck, niggaz kno who it waz!" Blrrd!

by AiinNaoDodgerRickk April 30, 2021

Daugife

Daugife means you married your biological father.

Woman: I’m a Daugife.

by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

Doggie doodler

A term used by HopingButton to characterize a zoophile commiting to the act of sexual intercourse with their pet dog.
Basically, a zoophile likes their dog so much they fuck it.

Look at this fellow, i bet he is a Doggie doodler!

by BobbyMcBobster419 July 11, 2022

Doug Stare

The Doug Stare is basically the look we’re you have one eyebrow up with added rizz.

He really hit her with the Doug Stare💀💀💀

by Lilsussy420 January 16, 2023