Douchtinary

Acting like a douche by correcting misspelt and incorrectly used words in internet board and Facebook postings..

Behaving as if you were not brought into this world head first through someone's vagina

Nick: She looks older then I do..

Victor: Older "than", then is not used for comparative purposes.

Nick: Why are you such a douchtinary?

by nowayto know September 21, 2011

Douchiet

Pronounced doosh-E-A. A guy tank top typically worn by hipsters rather than frat boys. The name originates from the douchey nature of the shirt.

Douche 1: Hey man. Nice douchiet.
Douche 2: Thanks bro. It's made from local organic cotton. Wanna hit up that phoenix concert next week?
Douche 1: No way dude! They're sellouts

by mfathi October 5, 2011

douchètarian

Practice of only consuming douchè
Someone who has surpassed the level of douchèbag.

Douchè brother who is very into themselves.

Man Elliot, why do you have to be such a douchètarian?

by smarky.smark March 20, 2015

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013

Douchi

Someone very good at douching, often receives payment to douche people, because there skills are so good.

Dude! im going to see that douchi tonight!

by xxGOOGLExy October 20, 2008

douchetacular

a complete "douche," a failure at whatever it is that they were going for, an intentional/unintentional asshole. Term coined by web-comic artist, "Amber Demure" of amberdemure.tumblr.com

Amber totally stood that guy up, because she was day drinking for hours and lost track of time. She was being douchetacular to the utter most.

by amberdemure December 14, 2010

Douchetool

Somebody who is a tool, and a douchebag.

Derek is a douchetool.

by PoopyMath February 4, 2010