dog

something that underperforms (or sucks); a piece of crap

Yo bro, dat ho's '95 Neon is a dog.

by The Tangential One March 23, 2007

dog

Dog-Dogs are loyal and lovable. There are dogs for the blind, herding dogs, rescue dogs that save people's lives (a lot of dogs saved people's lives when they were in trouble), there are dogs who sniff out bombs, drugs, and guns, there are therapy dogs, there are dogs for disability kids, and much more. Dogs are very protective and they have a lot of stories that involve people and saving their lives, literally the people would not be here today if it were not for the dogs. Dogs are so helpful and protective. Now let's see what cats do on my list: get up a tree and can't get down. Hmmm Dogs are better than cats!!! Dogs are will obey you and trust you. They are very trustworthy animals. They can learn more than 800 commands. They bring joy to our world and they are the definition of happiness! Dogs for life!

Dogs are awesome and we are too!

by MissMillipede May 7, 2016

dog

a sexual badass

Joe: Did you here Johnny hooked up with 3 people at that party last night??!!
Sam: Oh man he's such a dog

by odysseus ottumchock March 7, 2016

dog

It's god you spelled it wrong.

Almighty DOG

by Radamanthys Menenthil October 19, 2008

Dog

A machine that turns food into poop--preferably not on one's carpet.

Crap! That dog just turned food into poop on my carpet!

by VandalDidTricks January 2, 2012

Dog

The only member of the family you actually like.

I really love my dog. The domestic dog is a member of genus Canis that forms part of the wolf-like canids, and is the most widely abundant carnivore.

by Nebulee April 24, 2017

dog

slang for a "dog" is a litre of cider

"lets go get a 2dog of cider"
meaning lets go buy 2litres of cider

by blackeye September 5, 2007