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Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
by IronMikey April 12, 2023
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full dingle

"Hey did you see John last night?"

"Heat he went full dingle!"
by DD_1234 August 23, 2015
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Diglett

He was touching wanking his diglett all night
by Niccolo January 21, 2015
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Dingle hopper

Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.
by Kady Herron May 27, 2015
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dingleberry

A small piece of shit stuck to your ass. NOUN.
I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand.
by Cullen G December 16, 2007
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dingleberries

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.
"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."
by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005
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Dingleberrie

deposits of fecal matter, tiolet paper and hair that clings to the inner crevass of the buttocks
i seem to have many dingleberrie's stuck in my butt-crack
by david richmond August 16, 2003
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