Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.

Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.

by Carl H.... October 12, 2007

sweaty dew flaps

excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman

i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it

by POWER B May 14, 2003

Roofie Dew

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.

I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

bum dew

The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.

by Crumment September 7, 2003

Mountain Dew Prince

The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D

"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"

by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009

mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

by Kthenewway May 18, 2016