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derp

a person who acts strange,weird, and/or random, usually quite fun to be around due to the fact that this person is an oddball and does and/or says interesting things.
derp: -randomly shouts in the middle of the sidewalk- "Who put this beaver in my pillowcase!!!!"

-friends laugh and giggle-
by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011
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Derped

Derped (v.) To derp or have the action of derp be used upon you.
Shannon really derped when she fell face first on her skateboard.

Michael was derped when Christina tried to explain quantum physics to him.
by Kesareya August 10, 2010
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johnny depp

A great actor who's starred in many movies, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride (as a voice actor), and more.

Sadly, the majority of his fans are all airheaded teenage girls who say he's the best actor ever just because he's "OMG SOOO HAWT!1!" and keep saying that they'll get him in bed someday. Just read the other definitions posted on this site. About 98% of them are praising him solely on his looks.

Sure, he might be good-looking for a guy, but jeez, grow up, all of you! Don't just look at his movies to see HIM, but appreciate the whole movie too! Learn to like him for his ACTING skills and not just his LOOKS. Oh, and stop dreaming too. He's not gonna go out with someone 30 years younger than him. Just forget about it.
Typical Johnny Depp fan: OMFG I LUVVV Johnny Depp he's like OMG SOOO SEXEH!!1!

True Johnny Depp fan: I like him too. He's a great actor and the movies he's in are all awesome.

Typical Johnny Depp fan: Whuh? Actor?? I only liek him cuz liek he's OMG SOOO SEXEH!!1! He's guna be mah HUZBUND!1!

True Johnny Depp fan: ... Go shoot yourself in the head, moron.
by SomeBadJoke October 29, 2006
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derp

1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure.

2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip.

3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*
guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?"

guy 2 "she's a lesbian."

*derp*
by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011
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Derp

the sound muttered, spoken, and/or by some mumbled after an instantaneous moment of extreme stupidity.
you:I HAZ MORE SODA THAN YOUUU! *derp*
Super Market: you're an idiot.
you: derp derp derp.
by THEKOOLKAT July 25, 2010
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johnny depp

johnny depp is the hottest guy in the whole world! not only is he sexy n looks great in eye-liner, but he dosent exactly go with the flow, n thats what sets him apart from all the other dead-beat actors!
'd-i-v-o-r-c-e divorce u ingnorant hick!'
by billie_joe March 21, 2005
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Johnny Depp

A very good looking actor, who is much better looking than the ugly twat called Orlando Bloom.
by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004
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