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Joint Custody

When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...
Nah Nigga, I got joint custody!
by TiiingTiiing April 8, 2010
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Love Custard

sperm, cum, baby gravy ect ect
Hey Donn, how about a face full of my love custard?
by Kan January 22, 2003
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custard

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.
That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
by cuntuk January 1, 2007
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custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit
by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003
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Mother's custard

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.
When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.
by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003
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custies

short for customers in the service industry. particularly those viewed with disdain by servers.
"i wish these custies would back the fuck off."

"If I get one more order for another latte, I'm gonna pop a cap in a custies ass"
by youjustgotblackberried January 17, 2009
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Snapchat custom(private story)

A Snapchat custom(or private story) is a story where only select people will see it. You share your whole life with your viewers like when you shower and go to sleep. It’s like being a YouTube vlogger except only your close friends will see it and it lasts for 24 hours. If your custom isn’t entertaining, you might as well not have one. Many people post funny or embarrassing moments on their custom that they wouldn’t normally post on their main story.

Things that people may post on their custom include:
-“Pre” and “post” *activity*
-Gn/Gm

-hauls
-routines
-storytimes
-etc.
Customs are usually done by girls, and have girl viewers, so if you are a boy, you might be lucky enough to be on a girl’s custom. People usually name their customs things like “_____’s Life”, “Keeping up with ______”, etc.
Eliana: “Omg!! Carly’s custom was so funny!!”
Samantha: “Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD”
Eliana: “Did you see what Carly posted on her snapchat custom(private story) yesterday?”
Samantha: “Omg! Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD
by Mysterypersonlol December 15, 2018
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