Celestial Jezebel

suh-les-chuhl jez-uh-bel, -buhl
-Noun

A woman who can easily manipulate others without being noticed, is sumptuous in appearance, and is an expert gambler. She is enterprising & determined to succeed.

Simply put...the most amazing woman you will ever meet.

Lady Gaga is the perfect example of a Celestial Jezebel.

by WickedTreasure May 26, 2009

Clesbian

The intense attraction to Claire leading to the point of wanting to do her.

*Staring at Claire* I want to fuck her. She's so hot. I'm a loud and proud clesbian.

by Charlscream November 2, 2010

Celeste

One who flirts non stop but sucks at it, guys hate her for this.
One who Talks behind peoples backs and denies it, one who lies through her teeth, one who likes attention lies about who she is.... meaning gives the vibe she is a slut who parties but really is prude and never has done anything that has to do with partying pretty much a follower of her friends she cant be her self...

Celeste sent you a picture of what???

by Tiffany Bangs May 1, 2010

Blue's Clues

Teaching your kids to be gay since 1995.

Damn, the freakin' homosexual is named Steve too.

by It's never my fault and always someone else's fault. May 6, 2005

clessehpoo

A dingleberry covered in gooch hair that shawn eats for everymeal.

Gross man, he just picked that one out of a truck driver!!

by kakakka September 3, 2003

Splooge Clues

Popular children show in which children of all ages get extremely wet and sticky with ejaculatory fluids known a cum or semen.

"I was watching Splooge Clues and this guy just cummed all over this little girl's face."

by Cum Dictator October 18, 2009

Celesticels

The feeling your balls have when one experiences a fall from extreme heights or sudden bursts of speed.

That roller coaster gave me bad celesticels.

by kimbalslice November 29, 2011