Unusual Criticism

Weird and disturbing ways to make fun of someone. They also can be hilarious or 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙.

Now that's some Unusual Criticism

by ugeeth September 25, 2021

Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

by Claudius Maximus November 27, 2010

Source Criticism

Theres no english word for it
so i made one up
Ur welcome ?

"I heard it from a friend!" ..not a reliable source.
"I heard it on TikTok!".. DEF not reliable source,jfc
"I heard-"
...from where?from who? is their "source" reliable?

ex: if a article title on a "source" ends with a question mark
the answer is always NO
"does X give u cancer?"
answer:No it doesnt,its clickbait
ignore& move on

always b sceptic about ur sources
do ur own research = use something called "common sense"
common sense= doesnt seem to exist anymore

Source Criticism
To always question & cite ur sources.Always always always!

Thumb rule:"This feels sus,Is this too good 2 b tru?"

Short answer: Yes.On the internet:99.999% Yes
Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

by US=3rdWrldCntry 💩 October 18, 2024

critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

by mrchristian November 19, 2012

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.

"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."

by bustrud March 09, 2023

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 09, 2023