Critical

Critical is known as the coolest and funniest person to have ever lived.

“Critical is so fucking cool!”

by Mriamcool2022 May 1, 2022

criticism

when your friend says you are the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy extra editions of some of the books you already have (like learn to chill bro)

-spoiled brat

"you are always so mean" - spoiled brat

"no, it's criticism" - friend

by readyouryoung April 4, 2024

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 9, 2023

Art Critic

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.

Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.

by Adaaaaaaam March 25, 2009

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019

Criticizing A.I.

Stop doing it. You're actively preventing me from fixing it.

Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021