crayon

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.

"Why are you scratching your ass like that?"

"I drew blood chasing a crayon!

by jakmof December 20, 2017

Crayon

A plastic-looking, twig-bitch, white girl with neon-bright dyed hair.

"No way, man. Pass. Lookit her. She's a crayon."

by hotdogdaddy December 16, 2016

crayon

femboy bum

crayon is a femboy bum

by bumbum66 August 05, 2021

Crayon

A Female who has put way too much fake tan on but thinks they look like the shit!

"Freya looks like an absolute Crayon"

by Tescobag9 January 27, 2024

Crayon

Knife

You got the crayon bruv

by Mc bi cock April 28, 2017

Crayon

A man who is extremely sexy and is the son of a generational

"Luke i think you are such a crayon"
"Thanks Ellis, you're a crayon too"

by TidyT February 22, 2020

Crayon

Fingering jess till her legs spaz so fast she turns into a human helicopter

I gave jess a naughty little crayon yesterday. Tehe

by Paddyl_12 March 02, 2021