Covid Spelunker
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Covid Spelunkermug. When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic
Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic
Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
by maxinsight19 May 12, 2021
Get the COVID ballsmug. Covid-19's little brother
by Squid_salad April 6, 2021
Get the COVID-18mug. A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022
Get the Chronic Coviditismug. (noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
by $lapaho March 3, 2021
Get the COVID cheerleadermug. The type of person that screams at people to "Stay Home, Stay Safe!". She writes her opinion on everything online...repeating this same mantra over and over again. She loves to drive around in her car with her windows up and her mask on, by herself, terrified the virus will attack her if she isn't vigilant. She can't imagine going back to normal. She loves the attention and the righteousness she feels when she gets to tell people what to do and dob in her neighbours and friends for not following the rules. She has been waiting a lifetime to send out her virtue signals all over the globe. She finally has her audience.
by Caszie87 August 2, 2021
Get the Covid Karenmug. Covid-B is a widespread desease caused by aAmerican entertainer Cardi B. It’s spread by the constant listening of Cardi’s discography. Other ways it can be transmitted is by getting within 6 feet near her.
by tayrianaslut November 10, 2020
Get the covid-bmug.