When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.
Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.
Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.
Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.
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a cockblock is when one guy is trying to get some from a girl an there together an anohter guy comes in a aslways ruins it ; maybe on purpose maybe not it doesnt matter
by RJ FLeming July 4, 2005
Get the Cockblock mug.When a guy who is trying to get laid doesn't because another dude says or does something to prevent that from happening. Can also occur between women (also known as twat swatting).
A man's dumbass friend spots him trying to make a move on the hot blonde girl at the bar and decides to be a real dick and cockblock his mate.....
Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.
Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.
by P. Trotsky January 26, 2011
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Get the cockblocker mug.A high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all sexual desire for hours, or even days.
Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011
Get the cockblockbuster mug.One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.
I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.
by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006
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