Commando

Niche larpercore term in an online group called N3XSEC as a nickname for users who are pedophiles, predators, or perverts. Originates from 2024 when a user named Commando was exposed for possessing CSAM and being part of the UTTP.

“ur a commando” “blud pulled a commando”

by n3xcorp November 26, 2025

Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.

Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Valley Commando

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.

Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate

by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

ki-commando

mixture of chapati with beans

Lets go and grab some ki-commando from Kikoni

by MC2M April 20, 2018

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member

John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando

by Rook May 20, 2024