Hawkins Commandos

Middle school football players who cant win a single game.

Geoffrey: Damn it! Our football team lost again for the 7th time in the row!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

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Commando Phase

The commando phase/commando era is when a person, usually after being in a scandal, ghosts their social media- this could mean deleting posts, removing profile pictures, or simply not being active. Most people go through a commando phase at least once in their lives before reinventing themselves.

‘OMG Ally just deleted all her posts…’
‘Didn’t she just cheat on her girlfriend?’
‘Yep… looks like she’s in her COMMANDO PHASE’

by Gramirda Jones March 31, 2022

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Commando

Niche larpercore term in an online group called N3XSEC as a nickname for users who are pedophiles, predators, or perverts. Originates from 2024 when a user named Commando was exposed for possessing CSAM and being part of the UTTP.

“ur a commando” “blud pulled a commando”

by n3xcorp November 26, 2025

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