commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017

closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member

John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando

by Rook May 20, 2024

Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

What time is it? I've come out double commando

by markymoo72 May 8, 2019

Top-Commando

When a woman doesn't wear a bra, so she just has on a shirt.

Omg i can see her nips, she def went Top-Commando

by I <3 Dreadheads April 17, 2024

Commando Phase

The commando phase/commando era is when a person, usually after being in a scandal, ghosts their social media- this could mean deleting posts, removing profile pictures, or simply not being active. Most people go through a commando phase at least once in their lives before reinventing themselves.

‘OMG Ally just deleted all her posts…’
‘Didn’t she just cheat on her girlfriend?’
‘Yep… looks like she’s in her COMMANDO PHASE’

by Gramirda Jones March 31, 2022

closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member

John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando

by Rook May 20, 2024