internet commando

A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.

I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.

by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009

Top comma

Apostrophe. But if you don't know what an apostrophe is, you shouldn't include it in your child's name.

My daughter's name is Ja'londa. You spell it J-a-"top comma"-l-o-n-d-a.

by Doconabike January 8, 2014

commercium

After pulling out, the splooge at the end of your dick that dries into a thin, glazed-donut-like crust which flakes off like well-cooked salmon.

The morning after I banged my aunt, I caressed my knob and gently flicked her commercium off my shaft.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

common sense

What everyone on the internet is totally lacking

It's 2017 and still no sign of common sense on the internet

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 18, 2017

Commie

Derogatory name for a Communist.

Related words : Pinko

"In the 1950's, McCarthy wanted to destroy those that he called 'Commies'"

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.

This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< March 6, 2019

go commit die

Kill yourself.

Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: go commit die

by A$$Hole with no swag. June 30, 2018