coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'

-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!

by the_best_ever August 23, 2008

Color Guard

A section of the marching band that spins/tosses a variety of different "weapons" including sabers, rifles, flags, and air blades. Generally gets made fun of by members of the winds and drum line. Guard members are the only ones who can describe how it feels to toss high into the air and catch perfectly, while staying in step and looking pretty. Because really, that's the only point of the guard; to look good.

Angry band member: "I hate color guard. They're always in the way, and they have it so easy. Everyone knows they only join because they suck at their instrument and aren't good enough to be on the cheer squad or dance team."

Guard member: "Hello, we have to run around you guys the entire parade, have practices twice as long as yours and three times as often. I play first chair on sax along with french horn and clarinet, AND I'm on the varsity cheerleading and dance teams. Piss off."

by Theangryspinner June 29, 2010

Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006

colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007

Colourdy

The word ''colourdy'' generally refers to a pleasant scene consisting of many different colours. These colours are bold and vibrant and work well together. To be classified ''colourdy'' something must have at least 5 different colours on it. The most important characteristic about something being colourdy is it must look extremly nice. Many items can be called colourdy. Clothes are the most common example of this. However almost anything can be known as colourdy as long as it follows the discription.

Colourdy markers Colourdy clothes Colourdy hair Colourdy nail varnish Colourdy picture

by Colourdy April 7, 2009

Color Blonde

When some is not color blind, but they dress like it. Browns with blacks, pinks with oranges... You get the idea. A fashion faux pas that can be knocked up to a blonde moment. These people should not leave the house until they have looked in the mirror one last time. Guys are the worst offenders as they have no fashion sense at all. Guys, check with your woman or gay friend so that you aren't accused of being color blonde.

Jeff is so color blonde. Who ever heard of wearing plaid with stripes!?

by Absolom76 September 28, 2009