colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

Codester

The Act Of Giving Your Girlfriend Head While Her Mother is Sitting 10 Feet Away.

While Sitting In the Living Room He Proceeded To Give Her a Codester.

by eidocmik July 27, 2009

Codsworth

A stupid ass name that my little sister came up with when I asked her what is Cosmo's name from The Fairly Oddparents

"What is that green hair guys name from the Fairly Oddparents? Is it Codsworth?

by Miranda Perez August 22, 2016

Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

by Steeman February 14, 2006

Codswallow

(noun) Bird-fish; a fish that has the ability to fly.

I caught a codswallow last night.

by Madusa October 29, 2008

CocoSexual

having a sexual attraction to twitter user @TensaCoconut

i’m not homo im cocosexual bih

by highkey_spittin_bangers January 14, 2021

CodShot

When a male ejaculates onto the female's vagina.

"X gave me a CodShot last night, makes a change from me having to spit or swallow!".

by HazzyP August 11, 2006