Leeds Coconut

A very painful form of punishment, made popular by gangsters in the United Kingdom, not many people know what it actually involves. Some say it does involve a coconut, others say it's the act of hitting a person on the head with a hammer.

1."I really pissed him off"

2."Really, why do you say that?"

1."He said he'd give me a Leeds Coconut!"

2."Oh shit, you'd better leave town!"

by Dazeel July 25, 2010

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Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

by corn man June 2, 2012

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Guerrilla Coding

Guerrilla Coding comes from the Root Phrase Guerrilla Warfare, because like Guerrilla Warfare, Guerrilla Coding is swift and irregular programming that takes agile to the extreme with hit-and-run type coding of various components within a project. Meaning a programmer that jumps from component to component adding their own code to make that component more efficient or completing that component more quickly, and in the mind of the Guerrilla Coder “better” than the programmer or programmers who were originally assigned to that task.

It’s when the best programmer in your group who has the ability and “creative freedom” to write any code and change any code they wish in any source code module in your team’s GIT or SVN or other source code repository; most likely your manager and he usually feels that the project is going to slow, and therefore he takes it upon himself to speed up the development work, by writing a little bit of code here, correcting some other developer’s bugs over there, perhaps refactoring another developer's code over there to make it perform better, or at least in their mind easier to maintain.

A manager like this is normally known to your organization as a Unicorn, because he rose the ranks from developer to team or “pod” lead, to perhaps architect, eventually making it to group manager; basically, they can do it all. They are just that damn good, and they know it, and think they are a G.O.A.T. and they even go around saying they code Guerrilla Style.

My manager uses the Guerrilla Coding technique. I would be pissed off, but he usually does my job for me in half the time, and he's just that damn good. Plus he signs my paycheck.

by SrcMaker October 4, 2017

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