Korean Clusterfuck 

A growing trend in mostly korean mmorpg's where in which dozens, sometimes hundreds of players participate in open-world video game content content together, smothering the screen with character ability animations as to be completely incomprehensible and to drop even the most elite PC's to their knees.

"I tried playing black desert online but every time I went to do my usual node war or world boss, my computer would crash or drop to 5fps, what a korean clusterfuck"

"yea man, yesterday I was doing a tier 3 and 50 guys came out of no where and gave me the ol' korean clusterfuck"

Korean Clusterfuck by Ragnar Grundlegrinder October 18, 2018

norwegian clusterfuck 

The Norwegian Clusterfuck is a gangbang consisting of 100 or more males and only one female. The men (typically Norwegian) completely ravage every possible fuck hole on this sluts body until they all reach climax, then in unison all cover her body in their sweet sticky nectar... she then licks herself clean.

"Holy shit did you watch Cassidy get Norwegian Clusterfucked?" "Watch her? I Participated!"

norwegian clusterfuck by The Norwegian Himself May 4, 2010

Mongolian Clusterfuck 

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

Mongolian Clusterfuck by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

mongolian clusterfuck 

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

mongolian clusterfuck by shineon January 31, 2008

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck 

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck by Kelly November 10, 2006

Metastatic Clusterfuck 

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

Metastatic Clusterfuck by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020

a calamity of a clusterfuck 

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

a calamity of a clusterfuck by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013