tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

closed book

a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.

Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.

by johnnyplaylax July 3, 2010

closer

someone that can close the sale. Sell anything to anybody at anytime.

Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch

by scott 007 September 16, 2008

one step closer

A COOL song by Linkin Park.
Almost as good as 'breaking the habit'.

Breaking the habit,papercut,points of authority, all good songs by linkin park

by N.I.N. July 6, 2005

closer

The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.

Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Clogston

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.

clogger western mass clogston

by Doodieballss March 31, 2009

clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

by BassString September 20, 2010