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clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..
by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010
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clitorus

Sme ppl call it the little man in the boat.Males rub it, suck it, lick it whatever it to give the chick pleasure.But faggots do not enjoy rubbin it thats why there faggots HAHAHA.Imagine that.
bob likes to lick suzies clitorus.
Jeff does not because hes a FAGGOT.
by cli-tore-us August 21, 2003
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Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.
Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching
by Tom January 21, 2004
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clitoranosaurus-rex

A huge, bulging clitoris that's common amongst milfs and Cougars. Although it is not impossible for younger generations to bare these strange, hulking clitoranosaurs. Though large, they're extremely sensitive, but incredibly difficult to tame.
"She opened her legs and there it was.. her Clitoranosaurus-Rex was staring right at me.. I swear it had me mesmerised. There's no taming that thing. Once it had me there was no escaping it."
by BrycieWycie23 September 25, 2017
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Clitorasaurus

Dinosaur similar to the T-Rex that had a clitoris on its head that jiggled when it roared.
The Clitorasaurus was a dangerous dinosaur to fondle.
by sprmsick November 20, 2017
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Netflix and Clitoris

Far from the classical term Netflix and Chill. Here the participants focus only on the Clitoris of your partner, partner's sister, partner's mom or your own.

You discuss the daily struggles of the average Clitoris while watching comedies, as it gets more relaxed. Once the Clitoris is chilled enough the participants can suggest to proceed further to Netflix and Chill. But be careful not to skip steps as you might end up in Spotify and Hug and then be very sad.
Average Joe: "I did the netflix and Clitoris yesterday"

More average Joe: "Nice bruh... with whom? Did the Clitoris chill?"

Average Joe: "with your mom!"
More average Joe: "oh, i bet she was nervous and just gave the Spotify and Hug at the end"
by speckman April 18, 2019
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clitoris rex

Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs
by Martinique Vespuckie December 16, 2003
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