church freak 

Someone who has no life beyond church.

OMG!! I'm going to the church dinner tomorrow! I can't come over, i have to go to church. Forgive me God for not praising you today.

church freak by al;dfjla;sjfd January 25, 2004

Church-Mart 

a small put together church that is located in a shopping center. Often refered to as just "Christian" not at all formal. instead of communion they get juice and bread, kind of like snack time in kindergarden

they dont want to be part of a religion even though it was cool, instead they decided instead to go to church mart and get a 2 for 1 special on communion on isle 5,

Church-Mart by Laura Curry September 6, 2005

Church of IG 

A small but devout group of adherants to a belief in the Mighty Soop Vulture IG.
Located in the UK, Western US, and sometimes in Japan.

Oh mighty IG we pray to thee, in your massive Church of Ig, bless our miserable lives and protect our twigs from harm. AMEN

Church of IG by Father L. Church of Ig June 11, 2006

Church History 

A soul-sucking and pointless course you are forced to take your junior year at Mount de Sales. Taught by an insane Filipino lady, it is designed to make your brain implode before the final exam. Everyone sleeps in the class and no one learns a single thing because the teacher just goes off on monologues for an hour and a half and no one can understand her accent. Then comes the final exam and you're expected to know everything that happened from Jesus' crucifixion to the Diet of Worms. Whatever the fuck that is.

Mom: So what'd you learn in church history today?

Me: Oh, I learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. We've also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.

Sue: Church history is the biggest waste of life.

Me: I do my precalc homework in that class.

Me: So... this Church history exam....

Ellen: Fuck that shit.

Church History by screaminghallelujah6 December 12, 2011

Church Coffee 

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

Church Coffee by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

church street hoes 

Prostitutes who frequent Church Street, many were transvestites

Went down to Church Street to joke the hoes, who were undercover dudes albeit "Church Street hoes"

church street hoes by Anonomous99 October 14, 2012

Church Niggah 

A person who claims to be or is on the righteous path of life. No longer cool enough to hang with old friends. Makes bullshit excuses when asked to hang out but really cant go out cuz they're bound by a significant other.

Person 1: yo you hung out with john recently?
Person 2: nah man he turned into a straight church niggah.

Church Niggah by L8terH8er October 8, 2016