by odhalksdjfn;asdfvg August 2, 2017

by Garfield.com April 17, 2024

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015

A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.
by Better than Enda February 28, 2013

A chump is a specific kind of fool - specifically, someone who believes and supports the person who is making fun of them, making the foolishness that more foolish. It's one thing to be called an idiot, but to be a chump, you have to call the person who is calling you an idiot a great person because you are so clueless you do not realize the person has called you an idiot (or taken advantage of you in some way).
The Republicans who talk about law and order and serving their country are chumps for supporting Donald Trump, who loves their support while laughing hysterically behind their backs because they are such fools! Trump would never fight for his country - that's a job for chumps!
by Sardon January 2, 2022

1. The act of unexpectedly jumping on the back of a random stranger, riding them like a rodeo bull.
2. Riding up on a fool and dropping him for disrespecting.
2. Riding up on a fool and dropping him for disrespecting.
by tsnk June 7, 2011
