4 pump chump

When a man orgasms and semen vigorously flies out like a fire hose in four times.

Bill is only a 4 pump chump when looking at his mothers bare chest.

by odhalksdjfn;asdfvg August 2, 2017

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

chump bustin

1. The act of unexpectedly jumping on the back of a random stranger, riding them like a rodeo bull.
2. Riding up on a fool and dropping him for disrespecting.

1. We are going chump bustin.

by tsnk June 7, 2011

chump putty

a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.

groupies, "Those chump putty's think they are going to get laid for frontin'"

by Brenna Urban April 23, 2007

Chump

A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.

You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.

by baylorchamp January 17, 2009

Chump

A half boner. Usually you get em when you see a sorta pretty girl. A chump is cooler than a boner. This word was made by Brent(BDB)

Erin gave me and danny a chump.

by Yup this is Brent October 24, 2008

Tipperary Chump

A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.

Enda is a Tipperary Chump

by Better than Enda February 28, 2013