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Chris

Usually Mexican and Gay Like Fortnite play Cold war wayyy to much
Chris Gay AF
by MomIWannaGoHOme June 7, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A bad boyfriend.very deceiving.knows how to get along well with others especially the female brand.is very much a pretender, and will lead you on for a very long ride only to leave you stranded.all of his family believe when he says " im going to keep this one and treat her right".his most amazing features are his eyes ,especially if you can keep them looking your way.
"Chris really felt"he had it made.
by Deboniar May 7, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

You probably just wanted to look up your name but now you found this definition and you feel sad

If your name is Chris than you are a male homosexual who tries to fit in but in never works
Oh my Jesus Chris stop being such a Chris it’s just fucking annoying
by Kakyoin fucking dies October 28, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.
exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"
by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is a fgt fuckboy tbh.
by fgtprincess January 21, 2015
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A ruggedly handsome individual that has swimable eyes and a sharp jawline. He also cannot dance to save his life and he cannot think for himself. The only cure is to find a friend companion with Aries or Picses as their astrological sign. His pride will hurt him in the end. He will be fit for a long lasting marrage with the person that can get past his many vices.
That boy, Chris, has a lot going for him.
by Eatshit. May 10, 2014
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Generally a two-faced faggot liar who says he will do something and blow it off. Only uses girls to his advantage because he has nothing going for him. Once a girl gets close they will run away because he's a piece of shit. It's easier to know a chris from distance because they will say just about anything but never back it up. Usually only a good friend, but not a good lover or relationship person. They will suck you dry for all your worth then shit on you in the end. You think you can trust a chris but you are only doing yourself harm. They are really doing some two-faced shit behind your back and you don't even know it.
-"Wow she was with him for two years?"
-"Yep and he was cheating on her the whole time"
-"And why does she feel bad"?
-"Because he's a chris"
by BestGuyEverPeriod. July 4, 2012
mugGet the Chrismug.

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