muffin chopper 

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.

Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!

muffin chopper by 3vilPrimate March 13, 2009

cedar chopper 

A backward, narrow-minded ignorant person from Central Texas, a red-neck. The term was derived from individuals who earned their incomes from harvesting cedar (juniper) trees for fence-posts; and was actually celebrated until recently (Cedar Chopper Festival, in Cedar Park, Texas, a repugnant bedroom community north-west of Austin, Texas).

David, that is the stupidest, most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say, you really are a Cedar Chopper.

cedar chopper by Arid Shrub January 13, 2006

Chicago Chopper 

A murderous sexual move, the Chicago Chopper was first practiced by mob in Chicago in the 20's and has since become a staple of maphia rape-murder. As a woman is performing fellatio on a man, just before he cums he slits her throat and cums onto it.

News Anchor; A womans body was discovered yesterday, the victim of a Chicago Chopper. Police are currently investigating.

Chicago Chopper by BlackBeard89 April 7, 2010

knob chopper 

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

He is a complete knob chopper

knob chopper by Nodrama September 27, 2006

Nob Chopper 

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

Nob Chopper by marksmum March 16, 2009

lick chopper 

to lick ones scrotum

hey cock smoker, lick chopper

listen here, you lick chopper

ahh that guy licks chopper,

lick chopper by jumphazard June 27, 2004

dicksy chopper 

Teeth marks left as a result of biting during sex.

The act of biting severe enough during sex to leave teeth marks.

That chick I was with last night must be into kinky pain. She left a dicksy chopper on my tool.

dicksy chopper by Sheetmetal Mercinary July 2, 2011