by Gotthis November 27, 2014

Fictitious "programming chip" in Ford Police Interceptors.
Believed to add up to 2.21 Gigawatts of power to your Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor (CVPI).
Believed to add up to 2.21 Gigawatts of power to your Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor (CVPI).
Dude, did they take out the COP CHIP when you bought your Police Interceptor?
You've got the COP CHIP, I hear that adds an extra 100 RWHP to your car!
I would have smoked your @$$ at the track had I had the COP CHIP in it!
With the COP CHIP and some GOOD Goodyear Eagle RS-A Plus tires, I could have enough power and torque to reverse the rotation of the EARTH!!!
You've got the COP CHIP, I hear that adds an extra 100 RWHP to your car!
I would have smoked your @$$ at the track had I had the COP CHIP in it!
With the COP CHIP and some GOOD Goodyear Eagle RS-A Plus tires, I could have enough power and torque to reverse the rotation of the EARTH!!!
by WSTRLNG August 10, 2010

by UselessHarry November 1, 2005

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip
Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*
Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"
Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"
Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"
Pat- "use a shovel chip"
Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers
Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"
Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"
Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"
Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"
Pat- "use a shovel chip"
Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers
Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"
by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016

by alphabetgodsexytime March 14, 2020

by Emo Panda-kun May 24, 2009

Tostitos scoops, shredded colby jack cheese, microwave for 30 seconds. Add Montreal steak seasoning to chips, dip in zesty ranch dressing.
by Camping Kunte Kinte September 25, 2011
