An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.
A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
by A Chinese dude December 27, 2007
Get the chinese penismug. A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.
Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)
Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)
Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)
by Fearless November 12, 2008
Get the chinese dickmug. (n) the act of blowing your load in a girl's eyes and as she wipes the spunk out of her eyes, (hence the chinese part) you smack her in the face with your cock
by stop snitchin August 28, 2007
Get the chinese fadunkmug. A small, moist, yet meaty ball of fecies that fires out of the anus with deadly force. A chinese fireball is typically greasy, about half the size of the average human fist and has deadly accuracy. Typical symptoms include pre-shit bubble farts and a whistling sphincter effect. Approach with caution.
Dave, dude, I thought you had to take a shit. It's only been 40 seconds.
Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.
Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.
by William Shakespenis March 13, 2008
Get the chinese fireballmug. An Oxymoron
Billy: "Hey man Chinese Democracy finally came out after 10 years"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
by Goose B July 6, 2009
Get the Chinese Democracymug. by Asianknowitalls March 26, 2013
Get the Chinese blowjobmug. A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.
Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."
by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015
Get the chinese shitmug.