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depth-charge 

v: to depth-charge

A sexual act in which the male ties a grenade to his erect penis, and penetrating the vagina. While this may inhibit the man from any further sexual act in the future, if survived he will have successfully risen to a new plateau of sexual triumph.
Jeffrey: Pauline, you want to have sex tonight?
Pauline: No, why?
Jeffrey: Bitch, don't take that tone with me! Now you'll be getting a depth-charge!
Pauline: NOOOO!
Jeffrey: *ties grenade* YES!

*EXPLOSION*
depth-charge by Aaron Johanson January 6, 2008

death charge 

A heat seeking missile used to destroy submarines. Usually fired from German Punzers by the "Desert Fox" Erwin Rommel.
Sometimes confused with depth charges which also destroy submarines.
The "Desert Fox" used death charges to eliminate British submarines in the Mediterranean.
death charge by piettmiester March 10, 2009

Roffles Charge

When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.
OMG we r bein pwnt ... we must Roffles Charge
Roffles Charge by [cool]Jesta March 23, 2005

cop a charge 

To grab a quick charge for a portable electronic device from a public outlet (ie an airport, restaurant, lobby).
"No, I'll meet you over at the bar. I'm going to chill here at the gate and cop a charge."
cop a charge by WordStern April 7, 2006

Large and in charge 

The state of one's penis being large and/or in charge, possibly being so large that the person has sought medical help to amputate his leg and replace it with his penis.
Hey, How's the penis doing?
Large and in charge.

Person in Charge 

The Person in Charge is the guy that is worshiped and the guy that all applications are sent to.

Any challenges on the Person in Charge must be signed in triplicate by the current Person in Charge.

Challenges on the Person in Charge are fights to the death using only a stapler, ballpoint pen, two erasers, and TPS documents.

Use of the copier goes first to the Person in Charge, followed by the Suckup.
Zealot: Dude, the Person in Charge just laid off Cody!
Employee: Yeah, I know, he shouldn't have cut in front of him for the copier.
Person in Charge: Get THE FUCK back to work before I FUCKING get the stapler!
Zealot: OH SHIT! It took me a week to get the blood off my robes!