Diana's Chap Stik

When you accidentally borrow your friend Diana's Chap Stik only to find out she has started performing fallatio on her Iranian boyfriend so it tastes funny.jizz lipsmilk suckerpersian fobpersian heat tentknob gobbling cum guzzleriranian goggles

Diana's chap stik tastes like Shaheen's iranian heat tent.

by Celtic_Matt April 4, 2009

Chap-Stick Lesbian

A female who is bi-sexual or still sexually confused but will only 'make out' with the opposite sex. Usually they can be characterized as a 'lipstick lesbian' meaning they look and act very feminine. Many times, a chap-stick lesbian will only display homosexual behavior for shock value or to impress her peers.

Guy 1: "Dude, Sarah is so hot"
Guy 2: "Is she only into chicks now or what?"
Guy 3: "Naw, she's a chap-stick lesbian, go talk to her"

by Roberto Villalobos Garcia III December 8, 2009

chapped

1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.

They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.

by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011

Rip In The Chap

When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap”

“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore”
“Oof Rip in the chap”

by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019

Chap

Noun. Word used to describe massive poo.

I went to the toilet this morning and had a steaming chap punch throw my anus

by Savage Savant February 16, 2022

Chap

Over with, done for

The squirrel was chap after he ran in front of the car.

by Janetbabyyy November 8, 2020

de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.

Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.

by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018