ChadMire

An absolute chad, the most chad kind of Chad you will ever meet. This man alone is a freak of nature, despite the gnarly smell of his clothes, the way his one eye looks to the right without glasses, and the way he acts when he gets angry, no one can compare to such a human being, he is an absolute pussy destroyer 3000, people are nothing but jealous yet disgusted by how much of a chad this man is.

Oh my god, I am in love and yet hate this ChadMire.

by FlahPeanuts April 27, 2022

calm your wow

similar to slowing your roll, calm your wow is used when the person is irradic or more excited than necessary.

A- Holy shit, man! I can't believe she actually talked to me. I think I'm in love man. I gotta tell her. This is like the best night of my life.
B- Damn, kid. Calm your wow.

by wordsmith December 17, 2004

Calmes

A girl that is very kinky.
Does crude things on weekends.
Gets her "freak on"

DAMN! you see that slut last weekend? WHAT A CALMES!

by Alex Gordon November 8, 2004

It's Calm

The phrase boys use to act cool and seem blasé around girls they actually like.

They pretend that the phrase encapsulates everything they want to say but it doesn't.

Charlotte: Can I come round?
Charles: yeh it's calm still

by Carribeangyal June 29, 2016

calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

by JPsKills10 July 8, 2010

calm down

an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH

resulting in angry freshman

"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"

by jens clark January 30, 2008

Calmity

A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.

Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."

by Terry@sru May 13, 2018